Subtitles by DramaFever
I'm pretty sure I've given you enough chances.
Please, save me.
If you want to live so badly, why did you do that?
It's the same nightmare again.
[I Love Seo Rin] My name is Ma Dae Choong.
I've been living a meaningless life for the past 27 years of my life.
I'm a longtime unemployed man with no friends or a girlfriend.
I'd actually like it if the world suddenly ended.
[Poor Sanitary Conditions]
[Poor Fashion Sense]
Why was a useless guy like me born in the first place?
[Nebi: Roommate, a very curious cat]
Still...
Nebi, you can't abandon me, okay?
Hey!
Will you get a grip?
What are you?
I'm a love cell that was made from your body.
I escaped because I didn't want to die!
I'm so tired.
What? Tired?
Hey, Ma Dae Choong!
What... what are you?
What? What?
No, don't come near me! Go away!
Nebi.
Hey, I'm not something to eat...
I'm not something to eat! It hurts!
What are you eating?
This dream...
seems pretty real.
[Love Cells] [A dating virgin seducing an idol star]
[Episode 1]
[Encounter] [Chapter 1: Discovering Love Cells]
This just isn't right.
[Neighbor: Jeet Kune Do Instructor] Don't think too hard about it.
Even if your cat ate me, I'm still your love cell.
No way!
What would make you believe me?
Then, turn back into my cat.
This stupid kid sure does act weird.
Hey, wake up!
Wake up!
Hey, I told you to wake up!
Can't you leave me alone? I've was fine living by myself.
I said no! You have to date.
Move!
If you can't get a date a month from now...
- Do I die? - No, I do!
Whatever, then. You're just a measly love cell.
What? 'A measly love cell'?
Do you know what happens when a love cell dies?
There are three stages to a love cell's death.
Stage one is the first-year period after a break-up.
You don't even notice time's passing because it hurts so much.
Next, there's the second stage.
Between one to two years after you become single.
You become worried and start blaming others for your misery.
The last stage is love cell death.
You become emotionless and desensitized to everything.
The emotion of love.
If you lose that precious emotion, you won't be able to love yourself.
Huh?
Ultimately, you won't be able to communicate with the world.
You'll live your whole life shriveled up like a squid.
A squid?
That'll be what your life will look like in exactly one month.
Fine! Let's say you're right.
But look at me right now.
Who would want to date me?
Despite your looks, you're filthy and unkempt.
But I'm an ace who's saved 99 people like you.
And finally, if I save your love cell, I can become that star.
Just to become a star?
Then, what do I have to do now?
You have to be in love with the person you like the most.
Who's that?
Seo Rin?
You're crazy.
Do you think if you tell her to show up she'll just fall from the sky?
[Love Cells] [A dating virgin seducing an idol star]
By any chance...
It's not like you've never talked to a woman before, right?
Miss Seo Rin is a goddess.
What's wrong Seo Rin?
I feel like someone's talking about me.
Seo Rin, you're supposed to be a goddess!
- Get out! - You're such a sleaze!
No matter how hard you try, I can't do it!
Be quiet and just look at this.
These items have all of my techniques in them.
I'm the person who can save nerdy people like you.
Please say something to everyone in the world who isn't dating.
Subtitles by DramaFever